The Huckels are a tribe of violent, militaristic humans whose own prevalent attitude has made them mortal enemies of the Warners; while the Huckels see the Warners as "too zany", they see the Huckels as irredeemably evil savages. This is the only case in which a "moral event horizon" is ever referenced.

Their family crest is a wolf's head with three wolf tails pointing clockwise from behind it.

History Edit

The two World Wars Edit

Descended from German ancestors of the same surname (save the difference of an umlaut above the 'u', the Huckel family are hated for their ancestors having been comrades-at-arms of Adolf Hitler during World War I. Other descendants even served Hitler in a World War II. Many Huckels are proud of this history, however, insisting their shame was wrongfully bestowed by conniving conspirators who denounce any positive light that Hitler is cast in, as antisemitism, even if the evaluation is objective.

The Aftermath Edit

Since then, most Huckels have been unable to attract prospective mates, other than two-faced megalomaniacs, which only made their psyches worse.

Skills and Powers Edit

Technological mastery Edit

The Huckels are able to reverse-engineer any foreign technology with ease, with most describing them by sketching out blueprints in graphite.

Problem Solving Edit

Most Huckels are expert problem solvers. Their most common route is to associate items by composition and use whatever they can find composed of the appropriate materials. Huckel females will resort to manipulation more often than males do.

Medicine Edit

Huckels' experience with medicine is such that they can make it from scratch. They are known to use raw foods directly as medicine, too.

No Cartoon Physics Edit

The Huckels are able to override cartoon physics, as is evidenced by how they can kill toons without thinners, and in a few instances by bare hands.

Known Weaknesses Edit

Infighting Edit

Where there is power to be gained, for instance in naming a new baron or nuclear family head, Huckels are prone to fight against their own kin, doing what they feel necessary to secure the title.

Solipsism Edit

Huckel females see themselves as the only person in the world, and disregard the feelings of even each other.

Trivia Edit

  • Many Huckels are fans of various space operas.
  • Their most prevalent space opera fandom is Dune; in fact, many slogans, mottos, and proverbs used by Huckels, are taken directly from the Harkonnens.
  • The Huckels are a noble house as of Zany to the Max, since a time comes where there is no such thing as common people.
  • Their tribe name is pronounced "HOO-kuhl".