Kitchen Chaos

Prologue: New theme song intro/The Introduction

[Theme Tune Plays In Background]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: It's time for Animaniacs

and we're zany to the max

so just sit back and relax

you'll laugh 'til you collapse it's Animaniacs

Yakko and Wakko: come join the warner brothers

Dot: and the Warner sister, Dot

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot

they lock us in the tower

whenever we get caught

but we break loose and then vamoose

and now you know the plot

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: it's the Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks

Wakko packs away the snacks'

while Bill Clinton plays his sax

it's the Animaniacs

meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe

Good Feathers flock together, Slappy whacks 'em with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse

the writers flipped we have no script why bother to rehearse

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: it's the Animaniacs

We have pay or play contracts

we're zany to the max

There's popcorn in our slacks

Yakko: it's animany

Wakko: Totally insaney

Dot: here's the shows name-y (she changes it from time to time)

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Animaniacs, those are the facts.......

Announcer: "And now the Warner siblings will like to introduce the show."

Yakko: "Hello, fellow cartoon fans, welcome to Acme City, I'm Yakko."

Wakko: "I'm Wakko."

Dot: "And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III, but you can call me Dot, call me Dottie and you die."

Yakko: "1st up today, here's the 1st cartoon clip for all of you to sit back and enjoy."